and they say Kingston is boring...

who wouldve thought that there would be drag races in such a small town. who knew you could even have pimped out cars here! and with cop cars circling the downtown strip every 15 min you wouldve thought that theyd have more sense, but i suppose its true when they say that Stupidity knows no bounds.

revving your engines at 3 in the morning does nothing but irritate those around you - actually, thats true at ANY time of day. it is not an indicator of your "coolness", and it is certainly not a demonstration of your manliness . go get your mufflers fixed and stop disturbing the peace and polluting my air.

i will never understand why the idiots driving past in their cars will insist on having EVERYONE around them hear their bass. yes we get it, your stereo system costs more than your car and you have poor taste in music, and when the real pimps & gangsta's from da 'hood finally hunt you down to shoot you, youll have nobody to blame but yourself.

the gaffaws of the fools, the hyucks of the idiots, and the chortles of the impudent fat-men. just shoot me now, or them - either way one of us has to go, im sorry. the world continues to baffle me and im left standing on the sidewalk dazed, stunned, and with my jaw scraping the pavement.

are you appalled? so am i.