TO ALL YOU SELF-IMPORTANT, NARCISSISTIC BASTARDS OUT THERE: No, I'm NOT after your body.

"It's not for you!"

1) to certain male friends who shall remain nameless: realize that i love your girlfriend, i adore your gf, and i would consider her a friend if i could only see her more often, so RELAX cuz I DONT WANT YOUR BODY. just because i dont verbally insult you every time we see each other, or occastionally hug you, or *gasp* touch your arm, doesnt mean that im in love with you, or AM falling in love with you, or will ever love you for anything more than a friend. so buddy, get over yourself and try to find out the REAL reason(s) behind those insecurities you seem to have about your relationship. don't make me suffer for it.

2) we met thru mutual friends, and as a CASUAL acquaintance we kept bumping into each other at the bus stop cuz we both had early (830) classes. seeing as how we dont actually know each other, we usually just say "hi", talk about the weather, etc., until the bus comes - after which we sit as far from each other as possible so as to decrease this awkwardness. this is all fine with me, no problemo, glad to see we're on the same page here.

I was at the Cat. center (kingston's "mall") one friday afternoon, and as i was walking along, i saw him walking towards me with some girl in tow - a pasty, soulless stick-figure with too much makeup - ok so maybe that was uncalled for, meh oh well moving on. so thinking that i should be polite, i figured i'll just give him a wave hello and keep walking. instead, he STOPS me and proceeds with "oh hi, hows it going? doing some shopping eh? so this is my girlfriend [insert forgettable name here]."

WTF?? when have i EVER expressed an interest in you such that you felt you had to MAKE SURE i knew you had a gf?? oh i know, mustve been those overly friendly "hows the weather" conversations we've been having at the bus stop, those come-hither looks i've been throwing to you as i sat down on the bus, and those disappointed little sighs ive been exhaling when you walk to the back of the bus.

honestly man, where's your self-esteem?? ya right. somebody needs to deflate that overblown ego of yours. you betta start running punk cuz im nocked, aimed and ready.

*a preview, more to come since ive been bugged endlessly to update...