Wednesday, December 3, 2003

How appropriate that this came right after my exam. how much does it describe YOU? ...ive highlighted mine..


25 WAYS TO TELL THAT THE SEMESTER IS DRAGGIN' ON TOO
LONG!

1. Shaving becomes more and more optional by the day.

2. You get more sleep in class than you do in your bed.

3. You can no longer distinguish your bank balance from your GPA.

4. You actually think, "If I were diagnosed with Pneumonia, I could get a doctor's note excusing me from
finals!"

5. You can't say the word "Lab" without qualifying it
with some kind of profanity

6. You spend more time calculating the lowest possible
mark you can afford to get on your final exam than you
spend studying for it.


7. You only wash dirty dishes when they outweigh you.

8. The tomatoes in your fridge have become sentiment.

9. The first thought you have when you wake up is "20
more hours and I can go back to sleep!"


10. MasterCard is now master over you!

11. You forget to pay rent, hydro and phone bills. But
you'll do anything to ensure cable isn't disconnected. ~ internet cable that is


12. Your concept of cleaning the toilet is "Aim for the
stain"!

13. Those "Train At Home For A Better Career"
commercials seem like a viable alternative to your
course of study.

14. Being a stand up Comedian seems like a viable
alternative to your course of study.

15. Being a Professional wrestler seems like a viable
alternative to your course of study.

~ something like that. a bum on the streets is good too


16. Your IQ exceeds your body weight. But you're just
as stupid as you've always been.

17. "Tearing your hair out" used to be a figure of
speech.

18. Just about anything constitutes a healthy meal
provided that you drink it with milk.


19. You are briefly convinced that your inability to
get dates is actually a blessing because you don't have
time for it.

20. 3 [healthy] meals in one day is special occasion. ~ or when i go home, when my parents visit..

21. You memorize acronyms you learned in class and use
them regularly. But have no idea what they mean.

22. You can't remember a concept you learned last
semester, but you can quote word-for-word an episode of
the Simpsons you saw two years ago. ~ and Scrubs, W&G, GG


23. "Catching the news" means watching Sportsdesk while
eating breakfast.

24. The only thing that keeps you from causing your
roommate serious physical harm is the fact that the
Hydro is in his name.

25. Lists like this actually describe your life. ~ so sad...


Yuck. how well i did completely depends on what i got for my last assignment..which stupidness, i thought my partner got it back but she didnt so its still at the distribution place and here i am not knowing what mark i went into that stupid exam with (well almost..guestimate). Yuck

shifting gears into psyc now. 9AM!!! AM!! those bastards...........


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